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Dec 10, 2012 10:30am PST
could soon get help, believe it or not from a nasal spray. >> they might also get help from that guy's mustache. (laughter) so what is this miracle product? >> it's called tesina. >> women would spray two pumps in each nostril about two hours before sex. it's expected to work for up to six hours. >> stephen: yes, it's good for up to six hours, although men are not. (laughter) so basically if a few minutes of intimacy followed by five and a half hours of highly erotic scrapbooking. (laughter) so just what's in there that's so good for women? >> it's a nasal gel that delivers a dose of testosterone directly to the brain. >> stephen: it's testosterone! so it's just androgel you shoot straight into your brain! so, ladies, don't be surprised if your pre-frontal lobe sprouts a handlebar mustache. (laughter) so get tefina, ladies. if you can't afford a prescription, just tell your husband not the rinse out the sink. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) -x (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. nation, if you watch this show you know i am a patriotic american who ta
Dec 10, 2012 12:00am PST
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Dec 10, 2012 7:00am PST
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Dec 10, 2012 2:00am PST
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